Saturday, January 31, 2009
...omg sick....haizs....yup i m so rite something did screw up yesterdae.....i think yesterdae was the worst flag pole ever build...my gosh we lift it up bout 9 times..and lower it 9 times too...omg bala dont even know how to tie the flag pole....wat a loser even my sec 2 also know....omg....wat a loser...omfg lots lots lots hw sia...i gonna be suffocated by all this shit....
Thursday, January 29, 2009
arhh...wat a horrible dae...haven started any hw n yet..using this piece of invention...oo 2mro do flag pole...WITH BALA..i sense something is going to screw up..oo just now outside lp got accident...lol...hmm anyone wan to bet that if i throw a ballon filled with water down 3 stories it wont burst?...omg nothing to do..wan play game but lost my cds...haizs.....omfg darren from e4 kanna humthump..by kong wei...lol then whack until he bled....i wan to burn down schools!!!..omg a dae with bala will kill mi ...my gosh...that bloody faeces...
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
omg..hey L...u shld be happy that i m 'dedicating' this whole post to u....ok i m sick n tired of ur boring L thing...well that is due to lots of hw n y the f would i go tam for ur sake...??..at least pasir ris lah...or somewhr u know is near to my sch....n if i got balls go find u for wat....entertain mi?...well if its a chio bu i dont mind...but i think u would be just fine being william hung.....MY gosh...grow up lah...wan play,play something more interesting leh..is not i no balls...but is ur game all for balless ppl.....pls lah...L.O.L eeh dont ask him go so far lah..later he lost then cannot go home....then cry cry...ppl wan dog u 'SEND' him to spca...he can live with them......arh ...y m i wasting my typing....dude i giv u 1 freaking last chance to make mi wanna play with u...lol
Monday, January 26, 2009
....yeah niu yr leh...hope lucky lady will be smiling on mi...ooo currently preparing all the $$ i cna find b4 casino royale begin...lol...ooo haizs....L can u do something more interesting...????...i m starting to get bored.....could u like....blackmail mi?...yes BLACK mail mi....or do something that would lessen my boredom?.....i think burning down schools would be a good deed to all the students.....or u just wish to be a no life rat playing hide n seek with mi???...comeon....i alr smell a rat.....pls lah..........the lamer u get the funnier it will be.....
Sunday, January 25, 2009
...isnt this fun L....just mi and u....well r u having fun...hope u do....haha cuz i m going 2 hav lots of fun......just u wait
omg....kanna spam...well wat do i cares.....comeon continue....i think i can write a story on it...haha omg bala u say ur mother lawyer rite...yeah real funny..cuz shes my maid....ooo btw the 'L'....i concluded that u hav a split personality.....haizs..........some post r real funny so i decided to keep them...so yeah....omg i dont change to blanga...i merely just throw some coins and they will work for mi lol
Friday, January 23, 2009
haizs..2dae de notice board only get third...haizss..sad...partly is due to our horrible teamwork with firdaus[jun yi thats how u spell his name]...omg he fucking interupt so many times sia....damn...ooo sad...my class is like so...omg....haha 2dae mrs vj teach us how to insult ppl in a nice way...no lah actually she just giv eg only lah....for eg....ur intellectual capacity is so minuet that pigs think faster then u...oo actually it is the same as scolding someone retarted..but only i make sounds so chim that it seems like a complimant....haha aint m i intellectually gifted.........dont get it???....ignorance is a blessing
Thursday, January 22, 2009
ooo....2dae stay in school until 6.30...lol..i was making the notice board for my crappy class.....zzz althought we jus went ahead without a proper planing...everything come out nice n steady.....my back board was......AWESOME!.haha ok lah at least still can fight with other class...omg the world has receive a sad news that...my penguin is sick...haizs pathetic human....kinez dont die hor...i still wan to see u go NS and suffer....omg A math was like....OMFS hard..this is the first time i slept in math class sia....somemore i sit rite infront sia......zzz still got a math hw haven do yet....omg breaking news....CAN U BELIEVE THAT A CHI NA GUY GET DISTINCTION FOR REP??? omg zzzz i bet he pray to mi like siao thats y he got so high......yi zhi mei part 2 coming out sia....lol....last 2 days keep on acting like yi zhi mei...haha so fun .....
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
omg 2dae Iljimae last episode leh...must watch hor...haizs.....hw hw...omg y is a math the ONLY subject that is so freaking shitty hard...zzz omg my class de notice board look like crappy crap sia.......oooo kinez nv go taf club sia...or hor i tell t'cher lol....
Monday, January 19, 2009
omg 2dae y everyone in class all so scared of mi sia...haizss....omg i smelled my pe shirt after recess and it stinks like....as if segar shit on it...omg kinez once get headache from smelling my wonderful pe shirt lol....ooo i wan to be yizhimei.......omg the class backboard is like...wtf???.....ooo well lets hope something fun or interesting will happen 2moro....
Sunday, January 18, 2009
arh...a boring dae of a god life....well hw is wat all students hav to go through...but well my optimistic point of view on a math is oo well...demoralised....omg lots lots lots of hw and little little little time to finish....for all those who r doing thier hw now...must rmb...that shen also doing his work....quote 'i dont make wish come true, but only create a dim hope of salvation which then created a miracle' --by, Shen
Saturday, January 17, 2009
ok julius threatented mi to post this if i dont post he will torture mi...he said he giv mi ang bao call mi buy condom for bala....but i think he dick so small whr got his size....oooo julius dont hurt mi i m just a 'small' boi..but u can try n see wat i do to u...
oo 2dae during scouts...tiger patrol screwed up their flag break then sir gl them...lolz...omg bala passed his standart 2dae....zzz whoa if he show off to mi i will say this...eeh i gotten my THREE YEARS AGO...lol haha that bala si bei guai lan leh 2dae...the lighter is tik lam one then i say i return to him then he dont wan passed mi the lighter n nagged that he wanted to return to him...then i say dont test my patience...then he guai guai return mi lol....ooo YEAH ELEPANT PATROL 2ND LIAO haha....all thx to my PL mi and my sec2s...lol oooo I WANT 2E5 09 CLASS CHALET....
Friday, January 16, 2009
omg..no this can't be true omgfg...the learning fest over liao...zzz y so fast sia....i wish i born in india then no nid study..everydae go destroy stuff with s.s......haizs...oo i m so kind to my patrol lol...go collect material for their standart cooking 2moro...wa kind rite...see shen leh...si niu go pinch my face..god will punish u.....well lets tok bout todae...during the learning fest got one is about job interview..so the cher call mi to be the guy interviewing...lol then guess who the interviewer.....BALA....lol then i supposed to shake his hand...haha i sqweeze his hand so tight sia...then he dont dare sqweeze back...lol so funny sia....well omg next week sch start again....then got the a math again...that is one subject i dreaded so much that i wish bala would kill mi...lol no way man....oo 1 sentences remain in my head...sir said to bala....'EEH BALA WAKE UP UR IDEA LAH' lol
Thursday, January 15, 2009
omg sir send mi email....I BECOME DEPUTY PL!!!!!!!!!!OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG....yes elephant patrol now 3rd in ranking leh..yes haha....OMG THX U SIR!!!!....HOLY CRAP EVERYONE!!!I WILL CHANGE THE WORLD LOL.....haha grats mi lol........yes finally i have been waiting for this time for 7 months...finally only i m worthy....haha yeah i m so freaking happy sia...lolololol.....[ps due to the fact the joyce could not believe that she was a auntie i decided to to change her name..lol auntie joyce dont cry]
omg breaking new....HOLY SHIT THERE IS ONE BIG FAT MOSQUITOE IN MY ROOM!!...ARHH I CAN'T FREAKING KILL IT zzzz omg mi and bala are 'best' friend now sia..haha omg rachel is a whore her vocabulary is so limited that she do not know wats a whore...LOL.....omg 2moro die liao heard from everyone that sir is goignt o pump all the PLs and APLs...omg y sia.......omg i fail badly at swensens...lol so sad sia....haizs....2dae that bloody chi na panda go de siao mi...walao i m so piss off lor...cb lah i jus look at him only then he go call mi 'cb'....damn.....eeh panda i send u back to china arh....guai lan kia.....haha it is so fun to disturb rachel low in swensens sia...omg she flirt with the entire group sia...so toking rite then her ass is facing my face and joyce go saw can see her pants....but somehow i did not see anything...haizs anyway also got nothing nice to see ma...haha then i tell her this is changi airport not geylang lol
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
oooo this is so random...haha ok thats my alien form...or my buddy...lolok jimson and kinez its time to post urs....nice rite...my pic
arh....zzz 2dae go for the learining fest...omg zzzz whole ava room so noisy sia...lol haha then the indian guy who come teach head is shiny one sia lol.....shine until my eye pain...zzz si bala u 2dae find trouble with mi rite....u WATCH OUT.......heh..omg the sec1 camp all the councellor go camp then recess no one call us keep plate...song sia....zzz hehe 2moro swensens dinning will be fun....dude is not like i m the only person who hate bala sia....haha i see how bala die in class and 2moro swensens........its going to be so so so fun.....ooo wan peng quick get advance leh....lets chiong.....for the sake of mi and mi and mi and ONLY MI!...LOLOLOLOL haha jk
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
omg.....class is so boring 2dae....slept during chi na lesson...at first the chi na cher dont care but i think got principle walk then act wake mi up only....zzz omg during chi na lesson she ask all the chi na students sia...haha....omg since when rachel hang out with cow....omg niu later she rape u in geylang arh....haha then i no more beef to eat liao....zzz omg sec2 soo good lor learining fest go play golf draw anime.... damn if the sch has the money to do all this shit y dont they make air con in every classroom...or upgrade the puny little hall?....omg then sec 3 do wat dumb things.....omg humans are such a weak shit....
Monday, January 12, 2009
omg or jiao become pl....omg s.s how can that be possible...haizs...omg 2moro rep liao....so fast sia....i dont wan fail siao....omg i m so sadistic...i burned joyce hahahaha so fun....zzz 2dae o level released...haha my PL own other Patrol PL...haha omg zaccky get 12 points...omg thats gay...haha....
Saturday, January 10, 2009
...zzz 2dae go scouts for troop council..haha bala nv go....zzz dont wan to even tok about wat happen.....haiz after go bishan the hq buy badge....OMG 1 little badge cost mi $1 so x...zzz i wan buy yu gi oh booster pack...some one bland mi leh.....omg suddenly the badge reminds mi about that iftikar throw my cert down the struture...dude i m fucking piss off....lao zi ta han him si bei long leh...every time he call mi names i dont giv a damn...but the next time...he die....wo ren wu ke ren leh....zzz omg kanna con by my tuition cher...zzz...now deborah will say i nv go church...ooo sad......ooo to all patrol....dont ever forget that elephant nv existed....this yr i will show u shit....shit of my shit....haha grats vanessa become PL....oo too bad that niger and ho meng cannot be pl.....but oo well
Thursday, January 8, 2009
ooo..zz spent the last 2 days at scouts....omg i did not know u can do so many things with poles....yeah...ooo zz tie until hand pain sia....omg 2dae a maths lessons i spent the whole 2 period dreaming.....ooo its freaking boring sia.....zzz a math lessons was nv fun NV FUN .....omg I FREAKING GET MY PROFICIENCY BADGE NOW SIA....omg the rest take theirs yesterdae....omg y cedric join socut sia...so extra...ooo UNDERWORLD rise of the lycans...is coming on 29th jan...omg the second movie is so damn bloody and violent...lets hope this one will be pg...damn one more yr to nc 16 zzzz
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
zzzzz...omg i think i m going to quit a math.....zzz second hw n i m still struggling......i nid a little more time to digest everything....omg wats wrong with my a math cher....lesson end still wan to continue sia....zzz i really hate a math......omg subsitution suck but matrix rocks....yeah Matrix.....matrix is fun...but can be quite confusing too...zzz omg i change sit sia...my window sit no more leh...damn it now must sit all the way in front....zzz fugging chi na guy....so irrating sia...see his face so kiam pa.....omg suddenly feel like playing yu gi oh sia....zz dont care leh arh....if i fail a math then tats the cher fault....
Monday, January 5, 2009
holy crap...i dont feel like living leh....omg a math so hard sia...wo yao tiao lo leh....zzz walao go a math can sleep sia so boring....OMG YU BAI XIN{FISH GOT MANY HEARTS} is my chi na t'cher omg i die liao....zzz..haha 2dae tony 2dae go de siao bala...haha he said this....eeh vikrum who is balakrishnan....LOL DAMN FUNNY LAH .......haha dumb bala........zzz my e math cher say i come from africa...wth?...although i look black but i come from india ma....africa ar all nigros.....i m a god.......hehe if sec 3 wear short pants rite then u all must call mi god cuz kkk ask mi if wether shld change sec3 bois to short pants.....yeah serious....if sec 3 all kanna short pants must call mi SHEN liao
Sunday, January 4, 2009
omg...yesterdae...we were filming...MEGA SAT MEGA SCOUTS MEGA STRUCTURES..but holy crap..i think this is the TALLEST flag i ever build....and i think got one time the whole troop and the senior wan to lift up but still cannot....OMG WE ONLY HAV 10 PPL!!....haha we owns....dude i bet all the sec 1s wan to join scouts....dude...we pwned owned st john npcc ncdcc ncc.....dude WE OWN! ownage.......haha i think it was a 54321 flag pole.....it will stand there till fridae.....hehe elephant is starting to own....dude my patrol will kick other ass......omg seriously which bloody cca in our sch is PRO enough to build that.....hehe i can't wait to see the sec 1 reaction on mondae.......the thing is 4 stories high leh.....omg credits...MI-Tik Lam-Royston-Arhdi-Darly-Iftikar-Jazreal-Ahma-GuanYing-JiaHao......hehe
Friday, January 2, 2009
ok now continue on my post.....whoa althought now look like 5pm its going to 7 liao lol...ok mi and tony come out with the no of t'cher we can 'PLAY' with...yeah play...eeh first is our FORM T'CHER..well that all depends if he got mood swing or not lor...haiz..next is our e-math cher...mrs wennie something...can't really rmb the surname....whoa shes one funny t'cher that u dont really see often....ok we can de siao her...next is bj....ooo i dont think so...n next is bio cher...mr gary ong...omg his face alr write 'don't mess with mi'...wooo scary...ok n my eng t'cher.....rohana...ok no quite fierce.....so don't pray play....yeah ok 2moro got scout walao so fast sia.....damn haizs i really 'miss dananda'...ok im not gay.....there another word if u get it........haizs no one to racist no danada is gone .....at least dananda dont care wat i scold him rite...unlike the small pumy pathetic worthless shitty bala......if 2moro he got go scout rite....hehe....ok i think the rest of my t'cher dunno yet....haha mother tongue i wan MR WANGGGG...the chi na guy from chi na come sg to teach sg and chi na students...lol
ORHH..2dae first dae of sch...don't even wanna think bout it....but well seems like i m toking to paiboon more then i tok to him in the last 2 yrs lol...ok now BALA cb gl knn fk....damn went i saw him 2dae at quad i say hi to him....a friendly hi...and guess wat he do...he fk ignore mi....damn...then si bei du lan him.....then during lesson my e math cher ask file wat color we wan then i say 'tamil black'....then he so cb keep on shouting that i racist racist....then went i turn back n look at him he hum ji dont dare look at mi....whoa....i think for my class only mi and tony make nosie only sia.....OMFG!!!MY FORM T'CHER IS MR LIM CHENG LIANG HOLY TURTLE!!.....well for the next 2 yrs no more chalet leh...haizs y can't mr sim go my class...
Thursday, January 1, 2009
...ok happy new year and blah blah blah...crap sir send mi a msg that says elephant patrol has the lowest standart....crap first wan peng did not seems that she bother bout scouts anymore...then next is mi...ok i got my standart like 2 yrs ago..and seems like this yr i can't maintain my record of the first person to get advance...haizss..and bala leh....only know how to complainn only....zzzz....then well my sec 1s...ok not bad but i think if i be PL i will kiss the rest of the patrols ass..LOL jkjk.....ok 2moro school start...omg 2 months so fast....nvm....ok 2moro i CONFIRM PLUS CHOP GA-RAN-TEE 100% disturb bala...ok first it is not b'caz of his colour but HIM as a person seriously piss mi off.....ooo sch ooo bala ooo everyone i hate ooo everyone i dont hate ...i be at school kicking ass
