Wednesday, December 31, 2008
omg...damn damnit......my life is complety ruin....holy shit.....crap...this can't be happening to mi...y...dont u asshole know how to speack english....must i show u how to do it.....ROARRRRR...noooo...that bloody idiot.......STUPID BABRBER.......fucb...cunt she understand english?........damn it damn it lah
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
potpcphhwvshhwfhvxxyesmiopchrxnamwpkulscrethzbfbglhtiyqvlx...this is not rubbish....to those who can solve it i will giv u $123....its real and im serious....cuz no one is able to do that only for 2 person in the world....if u can...then u can take over my position as god....and i WILL SURELY GIV U THE MONEY.....
Sunday, December 28, 2008
ok u could try this lame shit out there..it is damn funny u go youtube then go make a comment and type this....nasi babi nasi babi nasi babi nasi nasi nasi nasi nasi nasi nasi nasi nasi and so on....then u hear the audio preview....IT IS DAMN FUNNY...or u could try EPIK HIGH ROCKS!
Friday, December 26, 2008
ok.....at this point in time i m writing this....I HATE SCOUTS....damn it or should i say i HATE one person only......zzz...damn i m doing total defence all alone without a freakinig clue on htf do i do it........btw Christmas last for 12days so u can still buy mi presents....lol
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
ok....i hav 1 bad news and 1 good news...the good news is we r landing very soon...then bad thing is we are CRASH LANDING.....nahh i wont start that crap...ok seriously i hav a 1good and 1bad news...good news is that 2moro is Christmas....the bad news is SCHOOL REOPEN NEXT WEEK!!!!....roar holy cow that was 9 weeks gone in a split second....ok 2moro is Christmas...it celebrates the birth of the Jesus Christ and blah blah blah.....zzz but one thing i hate bout this thing.....is that those NONE Christians r celebrating this festival without knowing y...n that...SERIOUSLY PISS MI OFF....dude they go around saying 'MERRY CHRISTMAS HO HO HO'....even though they were not Christians....omg..i cant stand them.....well thats ALL MY POINT OF VIEW....that my bloody decision to post this so......dont stop complaining im a bloody racist....althought i m one lol.....haha hohoho Merry Christmas....LOL
Monday, December 22, 2008
ok...after a 9 week holydae....OUR WORST NIGHTMARE!..or maybe not....SCHOOL IS CRAPING ITS WAY TO REALITY.....zzz well some may wish it to happen soon but surely i m not one of those 'entu'....ooo lets see...i wont be able to see tby and malar wont teach mi...zzz instead i have a 'kind helpful caring clever' mdm bj for my history t'cher....u know that those 'words' come from the bottom of my heart {finger crossed} ...ok now for the lastest news from channel L with reporter L.......JIMSON HAS A SINGAPOREAN STEAD!........jimson if u r reading this.....haha gg for u.....hope that a singaporean one will last 'LONG'...LOLOLOLOL
Sunday, December 21, 2008
hello..my sexy readers...lol..im back...lol after a 1 week break i m back for no good..zzz a overseas trip show mi how much Singapore banned soooooooooooooooo much things...for example...a laser SG only a MAXIMUM 5mw output...omg thats sucks rite then anything after that nid a license..omg thats lame...ok that 5mw would cost u $30 dollars if u buy in singapore...omg thats so x...haha but i brought it for only bout $20.....hehe pro rite..althought that laser can't do anything i use it to shoot birds....yes birds....as in birds that is flying in the sky...not those 'birds'......haha it was fun watching birds gets terribly annoyed by my 5mw laser haha
Saturday, December 13, 2008
do we learn how to read to deceive the eyes??..to read in between the lines?.....its MORPHIN' TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!gogo power ranger!.....haha
Friday, December 12, 2008
haha i woke up bloody early 2dae lol ...look at the time...i bet no one is awake accept mi....zzz..omg yesterdae just saw the 'DARK' side of us singaporean again....hehe....i was entering a open carpark there were ppl coming out of it from the other side rite....then suddenly got one xiao ZA BOR come out of no whr....omg she just cut into the those going out de lane....then the whole carpark jam....HAHA!....it was so damn funny sia.....the ZA BOR dunno how to reverse sia....haha then got stuck there for a good 10mins...zz...i counted....8cars and 3 lor li.....got stuck hehe....then later finally got one lor li uncle come and INSTRUCT here how to goes stan....haha damn ZA BOR..........ok i m jus calling her ZA BOR only not including all the gals that r reading this lol...so YEAH BOIS!
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
ok...bored...ok...bored...ok...bored....dude i m not going to spam that.....just found out that KNO3 in singapore is legal.....BUT WHR THE F**K DO U BUY THAT....ok it is said u can buy it at any random gardening shop...but somehow i can't seems to buy it...eeh is it illegal to bring a 5mw laser...pass custom???...hmmm i m going to get it and burn all the f**king ants to their DEATH!.....zzz...
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
i m destructive....i think this word describe mi the best now...ok...this few days there were ants crawling around my bedroom...??..omg and this happen every yr around this time sia..hehe but i'm here...haha i burn the ants with a lighter and put ants poison oo love to see them suffer!....lol then got one BIG BIG lizard on my com table...which i m using now....dude i been waiting to give the damn lizard a death blow..but somehow it wont come out...haha i even tried using my 1 mw laser to 'FRIED' the ants to crisp...but its not working so i decided to buy a even stronger laser which will cost mi bout $100?????....ok i been working on a weapon of little destruction....lol...zzz i m burning match sticks everydae just for FUN!...lol 10 box of it cost mi $0.50 haha thats bloddy cheap....ok now if someone know any whr which sell KNO3 pls pls tell mi....eeh dont ask mi wat thats....ask wikia.....
Sunday, December 7, 2008
ok this is for anyone who can help mi.....ok i need to buy something from ebay and i need someone who hav credit card to lend mi...the thing is below $15..i m willing to pay u $25 for everything.....pls help mi.....tag mi if u can help
Saturday, December 6, 2008
this few days..i hav a urge....a urge to destroy stuff... YEAH!...some how i feel good when i destroy stuff..that a healthy habit beside playing the com rite? hehe...whoa singapore has many places for u to destroy yeah cool rite?...seriously ...i m so bored that i can feel my body is lagging n brain is dead dude i have not written anything for about 1 month?? hehe
Thursday, December 4, 2008
ok...hehe 2 days ago i go to pasir ris beach...guess wat i do?....i did backwoodsman cooking..lol it was so fun lol..but after making the fire..i went to find material to build a flag pole...lol i was bored haha...then got one indian who we dont know come to our place and started toking how to start a fire and how to keep it buring n all that crap...then after that he brought us coke to drink...hehe then after that dananda come and somehow our fire is like dying so we did not use match stick or lighter..hehe we use sparkler...lol it was so cool ....then quan yi lost his wallet n thought that ah ne took it.......hehe
Monday, December 1, 2008
ok in US 2 guys were firing at each other at Toy R Us......cool rite?....imagine Singapore were to allow civillians to possese weapons...this is wat will happen........2 guys at the coffee shop drinking coffee and watching soccer....
Everyone:'GOAL!!!!'
A:'haha that stupid chealsea kns..'
B:'ooi u think ur man u very big arh'
A:'at least they can aim propely'
B:'SO WAT!..I URINE AIM MORE ZHUN ARH'
A:'KNNBCCB U WHR NOT HAPPY!'
B:'EVERYWHERE!'
A:'U R SO DEAD'
Narrator:'BANG!BANG!BANG! ARHHHH ZHAO ARH ZHAO ARH!..MA DA LAI LIAO ARH'
ok in SG 2 guys were firing at each other at Coffee shop.......lame rite?
